Today, while working, I found a very humorous brochure on the ground. I was initially drawn to it by the cover art.
It informs me that everyone falls short of "god's standards". Isn't that kind of shitty? We're god's bastard children that aren't good enough.. how very touching. What a delightful little brochure. But don't worry. Jesus will save you.
Jews for Jesus. Yay.
On the way home from work, I found another delightful drawing on the ground. This one done on a piece of cardboard, drawn on both sides. This time I get a flower from a snowman with arms and legs. Yay!